Category: General, Humor

Who’s Melody?

…yeah that’s me, Melody; Hi!

I’m basically your average college student: utterly confused, big on procrastination, big dreams co-opted unfortunetly with a huge laziness problem. I like long walks on the beach and candle-lit dinners in the park and….no actually now i’m just being silly.

18 years old, love writing and love money; hence a business administration and lit major at Berkeley. I’m minoring in French because well, why not?

I’m persian, I like saying “Persian” rather than Iranian because then people won’t associate me with terrorism (sad I know). I’m not big on politics, I really don’t give a shit as long as its not straining me (did I mention I’m pretty self-centered?). My favorite color is red (I know it’s blasphemy for a Berkeley student, but it’s such a nice color!) and I like the number 7 and 2.

I’ll be writing articles here and there on the site about college life and I hope you enjoy, if not then complain to Noah (hah…jk….no but seriously). So I suppose that’s it. Oh and of course, GO BEARS!!!

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2 Responses to “Who’s Melody?”

  • rob poitras
    November 4th, 2005
    12:29 pm

    Does Noah want to release how he gets cute girls to post on his blog?
    cute girls interested in business > all other girls

  • Cap
    November 5th, 2005
    6:24 pm

    hey hey, now I know who Melody is.

    cuz in the Blogline subscription, it shows who the post is made by.. the prevoius few post (10 best way to quit, business terminology, etc.) had the post author under the post title.. but it’s not shown on the site. I was like, who’s Melody. I could have sworn I’m subscribed to Noah’s blog.

    you guys should turn it on or something, or leave a remark in the post so we know who’s posting what.

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