What’s in a name?

June 28th, 2007 10 Comments Devin

Welcome to Noah Kagan’s Okdork! I am really glad you found me. Don’t go just yet. If you’re killing time at work, enjoy marketing, online communities and other business things; then you are at the right place.

You should check out my Okdork Virgin Guide to get started.

If you like what you read why don’t [...]

The toilet, the bed and burritos

May 4th, 2007 21 Comments Noah

What do all these things have in common?

The Toilet
The Bed

Burritos
Answer: The people in comments were close but no cigar. The real thing in common is that they are all things people do. Steve Jobs sleeps. Bill Gates poops on a toilet, albeit a really nice one (I know, I went to this house). Noah eats [...]

Words Speak Louder than Action?

April 20th, 2007 11 Comments Noah

Dan Brown, author of Da Vinci code takes his words and makes millions of dollars. I put down and mix some letters together and you feel a different response. Steve Pavlina writes words of inspiration that should inspire you.

How do you get anything out of this?

How does someone read a motivational story, get inspired and [...]

I am a Kangaroo Expert

April 9th, 2007 17 Comments Noah

That’s right. I love Kangaroos! More than life itself. I sleep in a mother’s pouch, I research them all day and I like to kiss them as this guy does in the picture below. I am the Kangaroo Expert! Fear me.

What’s the point of this? The point is my problem with people calling themselves experts.

I [...]

The Best way To Kill Your Business

March 23rd, 2007 27 Comments Noah

“Is to ask for opinions.” -Noah

With almost any idea I have ever had there are always people who have said it would fail. I realized last week the best way to crush your ideas or stop you from succeeding is to ask a lot of people.
Okay, I missed you guys/girl too much. I am [...]

The Driving Test

March 15th, 2007 30 Comments Noah

Scenario: You are driving on the freeway. It is grid-lock. Damn it! You are going to be late for something important. Argh.

Options:
A) Wait in grid-lock thinking it may clear up ahead
B) Get off the freeway and take the side roads

Which person are you? I will give my explanation of each person later in the [...]