Cock Helping: a bar story

February 21st, 2008 5 Comments Noah

Welcome to Noah Kagan’s Okdork! I am really glad you found me. Don’t go just yet. If you’re killing time at work, enjoy marketing, online communities and other business things; then you are at the right place.

You should check out my Okdork Virgin Guide to get started.

If you like what you read why don’t [...]

The Q-Tip Conspiracy

February 12th, 2008 17 Comments Noah

I’ll openly admit. I LOVE tipping as the kids are calling it on the street. I am hardcore. I look forward to showering just so I can Q-tip my ears. Little secret: my mom’s nickname at work is even Q-tip but that is because of her cute little afro.
Sounds great huh? Life is perfect.
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Kicking ass with Data: Search

January 11th, 2008 11 Comments Noah

Sorry for not posting more often. I miss writing to you. I wonder what you are doing. If you are having delicious burritos in the states. They don’t really have them in Argentina. I have just been busy and not figured out my ROI on blogging for 2008. I hate regurgitating uninteresting things. But I [...]

The Problem with Smoking

December 17th, 2007 19 Comments Noah

I was talking with a friend who smokes about how can people KNOWINGLY kill themselves. Amazing marketing. Some of the best.
“Noah go take this razor blade and slice your arms. It’ll feel great. Al the cool people are doing it.”

How appealing does that sound? Not very much. People may not slice as much [...]

What The Police taught me about Marketing

December 3rd, 2007 6 Comments Noah

I just arrived in Argentina and some friends took me to Beck / The Police concert. Beck was blah but The Police (Sting) were truly amazing.
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What I learned:
1- Tailor your product: Sting (lead singer) spoke Spanish to the crowd between songs. Smooth, I know.
2- Involve the user: Beck sang to the crowd. The [...]

Do you change your Underwear?

November 27th, 2007 5 Comments Noah

I was having a delicious Chipotle burrito with a friend today when he explained his business to me. He talked about the way people are and how his service is much easier and more efficient than how people are now. I completely agreed and said the HARDEST and BIGGEST challenge to a website and a [...]