Funny Monday: Business Modelz

January 8th, 2007 1 Comment Noah

I am not sure how I thought of this but someone asked me to send them a few business models last week so I almost sent them these.

Have a great week=)

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Noah’s 2007 Somewhat Likely Predictions

December 28th, 2006 22 Comments Noah

Mashable called me out so now I have to write something smart about what is going to happen next year.

1- Google will acquire more companies. I know you know but it is an easy one to say. Also, their stock price will come down so everyone who didn’t get a chance to buy it can [...]

Happy Holidays from Team Renkoo

December 25th, 2006 No Comments Noah

The godfather gets whatever he wants;)

5 Tips for Geeks to get Laid

December 19th, 2006 19 Comments Noah

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Attractive women do fall for geeks. Heck, I am one of them. I mean, I am a geek. Really.

I hear this all the time from my fellow [...]

An Ode to Chipotle

November 20th, 2006 19 Comments Noah

Oh Chipotle. You came and swept away my little burrito loving heart.

You have such short lines. Your menu is more simple than an iPod.
Wow, I can’t believe I can get such a delicious burrito from a company formerly owned by McDonald’s.

I guess there are a few good things from Denver. (I’m kidding Devin:)
Your marketing is [...]

Top 5 Sexual Analogies for Business

November 6th, 2006 8 Comments noah

For some reason I always think of sexual analogies that relate to business. I think these work…

1- “It’s like having sex with a blow up doll” : This is when you are working with someone who is full of shit.

2- “Why are you going to have sex without an orgasm?”: Why are you going to [...]