What’s a Fax Machine?

July 27th, 2007 26 Comments Noah

Welcome to Noah Kagan’s Okdork! I am really glad you found me. Don’t go just yet. If you’re killing time at work, enjoy marketing, online communities and other business things; then you are at the right place.

You should check out my Okdork Virgin Guide to get started.

If you like what you read why don’t [...]

I Hitch Hiked Today

July 19th, 2007 25 Comments Noah

Insane huh? What a trip! My car stopped working right after I got off the freeway. But Noah this is not your personal blog, we don’t care about your suffering, we just want juicy business advice/tips. Fine. Have it your way?

What did I learn from a nice guy named Brian M who drove me to [...]

Web 2.0 explained by Porn

June 25th, 2007 3 Comments Noah

I was talking with a friend about porn on the phone and it went like this:

He said, “I like masturbating to online pictures of naked girls.”
Noah said, “That is so web 1.0, haven’t you seen Porno Tube?”
Get it? If you like happiness, jokes and the such, check out my weekly podcast with Devin. You can [...]

Is Google The Daemon?

June 18th, 2007 9 Comments Andre

I just finished reading The Daemon by Leinad Zeraus. This book is awesome. For all you tech geeks, this is a must read. I’m not going to spoil the book for you, but after completing it, a thought crossed my mind that Google has a lot in common with the daemon. (I like Google, [...]

What are you waiting for?

June 15th, 2007 35 Comments Noah

Honestly, what is it?
You check your email 80 times a day.
What Fing email are you waiting for? I check so often but what for…
Are you waiting on an email from God:) I am not saying checking email is a bad thing. Frankly, I love checking my email and knowing that someone else thought of [...]

Top Web 2.0 Business Buzz Words

June 13th, 2007 37 Comments Noah

I was writing an email to Aaron from Box.net and I enjoyed using the word synergies.
I used it out of hatred. Then I started to daydream all the other buzzwords I hate:

leverage
web 2.0
web-centric

I went dry right away but then I thought who would know better than Okdork friends. What else do you hate?