Your Theme Song

December 27th, 2007 12 Comments Noah

Welcome to Noah Kagan’s Okdork! I am really glad you found me. Don’t go just yet. If you’re killing time at work, enjoy marketing, online communities and other business things; then you are at the right place.

You should check out my Okdork Virgin Guide to get started.

If you like what you read why don’t [...]

Size Does Matter!

December 24th, 2007 9 Comments Noah

Ladies! All 5 of them that read my blog you know what I’m talking about.
The size of the lever is what I am really talking about.
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Last Tuesday I spent nearly 5 hours coding some stuff that had an ROI or return value of so low it’s embarrassing I spent that much time [...]

The Problem with Smoking

December 17th, 2007 19 Comments Noah

I was talking with a friend who smokes about how can people KNOWINGLY kill themselves. Amazing marketing. Some of the best.
“Noah go take this razor blade and slice your arms. It’ll feel great. Al the cool people are doing it.”

How appealing does that sound? Not very much. People may not slice as much [...]

What The Police taught me about Marketing

December 3rd, 2007 6 Comments Noah

I just arrived in Argentina and some friends took me to Beck / The Police concert. Beck was blah but The Police (Sting) were truly amazing.
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What I learned:
1- Tailor your product: Sting (lead singer) spoke Spanish to the crowd between songs. Smooth, I know.
2- Involve the user: Beck sang to the crowd. The [...]