Top Web 2.0 Business Buzz Words

I was writing an email to Aaron from Box.net and I enjoyed using the word synergies.

I used it out of hatred. Then I started to daydream all the other buzzwords I hate:

  • leverage
  • web 2.0
  • web-centric

I went dry right away but then I thought who would know better than Okdork friends. What else do you hate?

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37 Responses to “Top Web 2.0 Business Buzz Words”

  • Chris
    June 13th, 2007
    11:54 am

    Best Practices. Ugh. Right up my spine. Call it what it is: policy.

  • Noah Kagan
    June 13th, 2007
    11:56 am

    I just remembered the word ‘bandwidth.’ Why can’t people just say time?

    Or ‘Ping’ do you mean email or contact me?

  • Shivani
    June 13th, 2007
    12:11 pm

    it’s not really a web 2.0 word, but it still annoys me - “circle back” - oh dear god, i hate it when people use that

  • bob carlton
    June 13th, 2007
    12:12 pm

    words that get re- appended to them
    choiceful
    impactful
    optimize
    monetize
    friend as a verb
    re-flow

  • Noah Everett
    June 13th, 2007
    12:23 pm

    “beta” and I am guilty of using this one…I’m such a hypocrite =).

  • Noah Kagan
    June 13th, 2007
    12:23 pm

    This comment is in beta;)

  • Joe
    June 13th, 2007
    12:27 pm

    How about:

    Vis-a-vis
    Reengineer (in the same sentance as spreadsheet)
    Plate (same thing as bandwidth that noah mentioned above)

    And one phrase:
    from a (Insert job title related word here) perspective…

    That one is crazy, i would assume if it is coming from you then it is from that perspective already, wouldn’t you?

  • Brian
    June 13th, 2007
    12:38 pm

    I find it annoying that every single thing on the web these days is a “platform.”

  • Charles
    June 13th, 2007
    1:01 pm

    user generated content - way overdone

  • Pat Phelan
    June 13th, 2007
    1:14 pm

    Put me down for ” Viral” it drives me nuts

  • Noah Kagan
    June 13th, 2007
    1:20 pm

    Pat,

    You mean like Community Next: Viral bothers you…

  • Jon Speer
    June 13th, 2007
    2:27 pm

    win-win
    pre-planning
    think outside the box

  • Bernadette Balla
    June 13th, 2007
    2:42 pm

    Noah…

    “RSS”

  • Jason H.
    June 13th, 2007
    2:55 pm

    long tail,
    ajax,
    total solution provider,

  • Michael
    June 13th, 2007
    3:09 pm

    Box.net is a great resource. I love your intake of it.
    http://www.msbands.com
    I think that agrees with box.net in someways as well.

  • Atish
    June 13th, 2007
    5:19 pm

    I thought you were letting go of your anger and hatred

  • Noah Kagan
    June 13th, 2007
    5:22 pm

    I guess hatred is too strong of a word. I am coming around the corner now to punch you Atish;)

    No ;) were hurt in the commenting of this post.

  • Gabe
    June 13th, 2007
    7:05 pm

    social media
    conversation
    scalable
    kagan
    noah
    techmeme

  • Rik
    June 14th, 2007
    12:19 am

    like, as in ’so I he said, like, hi’
    top-to-bottom
    paradigm shifting

  • Cap
    June 14th, 2007
    12:46 am

    SEO

  • Jason H.
    June 14th, 2007
    7:40 am

    Paris Hilton!

  • Eric P
    June 14th, 2007
    10:41 am

    -vertical schema
    -refactor your code
    -web years

  • Noah Mittman
    June 14th, 2007
    4:57 pm

    “Incentivize.” Grrrr.

  • christine
    June 14th, 2007
    10:53 pm

    SaaS.One Platform deployment. Multi Tenant Architecture. On-demand. Sexy. Working for a Web 2.0 company makes these words constantly embedded in my head.

  • Pat Phelan
    June 15th, 2007
    2:18 pm

    “Ducks in a line” or “Ducks lined up” in fact any mention of ducks whatsoever

  • Damon Billian
    June 16th, 2007
    2:05 am

    I would probably have to add social media into the mix as well. While it is obviously an awesome thing for folks, the simple fact of the matter is that the majority of online users never truly engage in social media (contributing content, videos, etc.).

    Conversation is moderately annoying as well. A conversation involves at least two parties engaging in dialogue, but most blogs are truly one-way conversations (blogger makes a post, someone makes a comment, blogger generally doesn’t respond to comments or have comments open, doesn’t take the time to visit the other person’s blog, etc.)

  • dave mcclure
    June 17th, 2007
    2:03 pm

    i agree, i hate LEVERAGE with a passion.

  • hereverycentcounts
    June 19th, 2007
    6:03 pm

    robust. everything is robust. but what does that mean?

  • IMgeek!
    June 20th, 2007
    7:20 am

    “New and improved”.

    Effin’ paradox. HOW can it be NEW, if it’s something that has been IMPROVED. But I guess that’s a classic?
    Or how some people like to confuse “Viral” for “Shameless self-induced hype”.

  • Jeff
    June 20th, 2007
    8:10 pm

    Tipping Point

  • Ryan
    June 21st, 2007
    8:20 am

    In theory.. i hear it all the time

  • Catherine N
    June 21st, 2007
    4:55 pm

    thanks for the posts…very helpful as my company is looking to market itself.

  • Gabe
    June 21st, 2007
    11:08 pm

    Oh man…where to begin?

    Anything “2.0″…obviously.

    The “______ space”.

    “Reach out” - as my friend put it, “what is this, Sunday school?”

    Actually, what I hate the most is how people go out of their way to substitute “as” for “because”. This is especially prevalent in northern CA. Example: “I will not be at work tomorrow, as I am recovering from Flemish bikini waxing.”

  • Noah Kagan
    June 21st, 2007
    11:12 pm

    It was great tonight. My friend said he liked to look at pictures of naked girls online.

    I said that was so web 1.0, online porn is the web 2.0:)

  • Pat Phelan
    June 22nd, 2007
    1:08 am

    Not sure if it here already Noah
    ” call to action” when discussing websites


  • user-centric :: If you need to be told that focusing on users is the way to develop, all hope is probably lost.

    oh, and

    link juice

  • Rex Dixon
    July 5th, 2007
    3:53 pm

    Did I miss it? How about:

    traction

    :)

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