Category: Theory The toilet, the bed and burritos
What do all these things have in common?
The Toilet
The Bed
Burritos
Answer: The people in comments were close but no cigar. The real thing in common is that they are all things people do. Steve Jobs sleeps. Bill Gates poops on a toilet, albeit a really nice one (I know, I went to this house). Noah eats burritos. I think sometimes we don’t realize that ‘users’ and ‘celebrities’ are ordinary people with needs, feelings, desires, hopes, etc…
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21 Responses to “The toilet, the bed and burritos”
May 4th, 2007
3:07 pm
let me take a stab.
they are all disturbing images.
May 4th, 2007
3:32 pm
hhhhmmmmmm They’re CATCHY!
May 4th, 2007
3:44 pm
They all need something to wipe with.
1. Her bottom.
2. His drool.
3. The paint off his face.
May 4th, 2007
3:48 pm
joe wins.
May 4th, 2007
4:04 pm
I just noticed that the girl is awfully flat chested. Can you photoshop her a bit noah.
May 4th, 2007
5:07 pm
Matt,
That is vulgar and inappropriate. As expected from you;)
May 4th, 2007
5:08 pm
You are all wrong. Thing about the world and people…
May 4th, 2007
6:16 pm
Sri rules, toilet smells
May 4th, 2007
7:05 pm
Okay, you guys are horrible. I will paste answer in the post.
May 4th, 2007
7:26 pm
Do you always drink before hitting ‘Publish’?
May 4th, 2007
7:28 pm
I should remove the pic of Sri but it was funny. I am going to drink, haven’t started yet. Why do you say that?
May 4th, 2007
7:31 pm
Maybe we’re not horrible. Maybe it’s the thing-thing-person pattern that messed us up.
May 4th, 2007
7:48 pm
Removed Sri to make the post better. Happy?
May 5th, 2007
12:14 am
seems like i’m late to the party, Plz put Sri’s pic back on.
May 5th, 2007
10:20 am
my picture? where? how? WTF?
My answer:
They will all be farting soon!!
1) While she poops, she will fart
2) While kid sleeps, he will fart (I know, I have a son)
3) After eating this fartilicious burrito, he will be farting.
May 5th, 2007
4:59 pm
Sri, “Fartilicious burrito”, hmm yummy LOL
May 5th, 2007
10:41 pm
what did sri have to do with that? do famous and ordinary people do Sri??? =P
May 5th, 2007
11:09 pm
Noah, you are too deep for me. I didnt know bill gates pooped. by the way, did u put my picture earlier? If you did, how did u get it?
May 6th, 2007
12:26 am
He used satellite imagery..
May 6th, 2007
11:35 pm
maybe it’s just me, but doesn’t the girl in the first pic looks like Alyson Hannigan (aka, This one time, at band camp…)
May 7th, 2007
1:30 pm
GD, that’s a tasty lookin burrito!!!
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