Category: Theory

The toilet, the bed and burritos

What do all these things have in common?

the toilet

The Toilet

the sleep
The Bed


burritos

Burritos

Answer: The people in comments were close but no cigar. The real thing in common is that they are all things people do. Steve Jobs sleeps. Bill Gates poops on a toilet, albeit a really nice one (I know, I went to this house). Noah eats burritos. I think sometimes we don’t realize that ‘users’ and ‘celebrities’ are ordinary people with needs, feelings, desires, hopes, etc…

Welcome to Noah Kagan's Okdork! I am really glad you found me. Don't go just yet. If you're killing time at work, enjoy marketing, online communities and other business things; then you are at the right place.

You should check out my Okdork Virgin Guide to get started.

If you like what you read why don't you subscribe to RSS Feed?

Thanks again for dropping by and I hope to see you soon! - Noah

Want More? Get new articles via email:

people read Okdork everyday!

21 Responses to “The toilet, the bed and burritos”

  • KR
    May 4th, 2007
    3:07 pm

    let me take a stab.

    they are all disturbing images.

  • Xavier Casanova
    May 4th, 2007
    3:32 pm

    hhhhmmmmmm They’re CATCHY!

  • Joe Budde
    May 4th, 2007
    3:44 pm

    They all need something to wipe with.

    1. Her bottom.
    2. His drool.
    3. The paint off his face.

  • KR
    May 4th, 2007
    3:48 pm

    joe wins.

  • matt snider
    May 4th, 2007
    4:04 pm

    I just noticed that the girl is awfully flat chested. Can you photoshop her a bit noah.

  • Noah Kagan
    May 4th, 2007
    5:07 pm

    Matt,

    That is vulgar and inappropriate. As expected from you;)

  • Noah Kagan
    May 4th, 2007
    5:08 pm

    You are all wrong. Thing about the world and people…

  • Marshall Middle
    May 4th, 2007
    6:16 pm

    Sri rules, toilet smells

  • Noah Kagan
    May 4th, 2007
    7:05 pm

    Okay, you guys are horrible. I will paste answer in the post.

  • Devin
    May 4th, 2007
    7:26 pm

    Do you always drink before hitting ‘Publish’?

  • Noah Kagan
    May 4th, 2007
    7:28 pm

    I should remove the pic of Sri but it was funny. I am going to drink, haven’t started yet. Why do you say that?

  • Devin
    May 4th, 2007
    7:31 pm

    Maybe we’re not horrible. Maybe it’s the thing-thing-person pattern that messed us up. ;)

  • Noah Kagan
    May 4th, 2007
    7:48 pm

    Removed Sri to make the post better. Happy?

  • Jason H.
    May 5th, 2007
    12:14 am

    seems like i’m late to the party, Plz put Sri’s pic back on.

  • sri
    May 5th, 2007
    10:20 am

    my picture? where? how? WTF?

    My answer:

    They will all be farting soon!!

    1) While she poops, she will fart
    2) While kid sleeps, he will fart (I know, I have a son)
    3) After eating this fartilicious burrito, he will be farting.

  • Jason H.
    May 5th, 2007
    4:59 pm

    Sri, “Fartilicious burrito”, hmm yummy LOL

  • Shivani
    May 5th, 2007
    10:41 pm

    what did sri have to do with that? do famous and ordinary people do Sri??? =P

  • sri
    May 5th, 2007
    11:09 pm

    Noah, you are too deep for me. I didnt know bill gates pooped. by the way, did u put my picture earlier? If you did, how did u get it?

  • Devin
    May 6th, 2007
    12:26 am

    He used satellite imagery..

  • Jason H.
    May 6th, 2007
    11:35 pm

    maybe it’s just me, but doesn’t the girl in the first pic looks like Alyson Hannigan (aka, This one time, at band camp…)


  • GD, that’s a tasty lookin burrito!!!

Leave a Reply




Most Popular Posts...EVER!

    will brb.

Noah.licio.us

January's Top Commenters