Category: Humor Who's your Daddy and What does he do?
Every time I tell people my mom works at a hospital they always say…..She’s a nurse.
Every time I say my brother works at a hospital they always say….you guessed it, he’s a doctor.
What’s up with stereotypes? Okay, so yes my mom is a nurse and my brother is a doctor. And yes, I am the black sheep that just plays with computers all day.
I thought for today it would be fun to guess what these people do for a living.
Bonus: I got a free microphone from Midomi, they do a cool service where you sing a song and they tell you what song it is. So the funniest comment will get a microphone.
Image 1: The Guy
Image 2: The Other Guy
Image 3: The Girl
Image 4: The Other Girl
So what does each person do for a living?
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32 Responses to “Who's your Daddy and What does he do?”
March 16th, 2007
11:30 am
1: Cingular salesman
2: Art gallery bouncer
3: HOT.. that’s all I can think of right now
4: Aflac The Duck’s wife + children
Dimitry
March 16th, 2007
11:54 am
1.) Enron Executive
2.) Unabomber’s “auto”biographer
3.) Janet Jackson’s superbowl performance wardrobe consultant
4.) Psychiatrist…obviously (Quack Quack!)
March 16th, 2007
12:04 pm
Dimitry and Tyler, you’re both friggin hilarious. lol
Cingular salesman??? =))
Janet Jackson’s superbowl performance wardrobe consultant, CLASSIC
March 16th, 2007
12:09 pm
You guys are ridiculous. Humor on Friday is always a good thing.
March 16th, 2007
12:24 pm
You have to admit, there are strings of truth in sterotypes…
1. Avon salesman for the new demograph.
2. John the investment banker by day, Jo-anna, the musical female celebrity impersonator by night.
3. Hopefully my guardian angel.
4. High class escort getting paid by a new client.
Was I close?
March 16th, 2007
12:41 pm
They are all models aspiring to be actors.
March 16th, 2007
1:02 pm
1. mechanic
2. accountant
3. porn
4. receptionist
March 16th, 2007
1:02 pm
wait i think i did that wrong
March 16th, 2007
1:29 pm
They are all waiters aspiring to be models aspiring to be actors.
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#1: Screwdriver Repair Man. Bad-ass, Screwdriver Repair Man. He has his own theme song.
#2: When it’s late at night the college janitor likes to pretend he’s one of the alumni.
#3: The real Hanes inspector #12.
#4: Social deviant. She pays ducks to have sex with the baby chicks. But who am I to judge?
March 16th, 2007
1:30 pm
But who am I to judge?
… because I post naked pictures of my cat on the internet.
March 16th, 2007
1:33 pm
1. Rapper
2. Professor
3. My Mistress
4. Public Relations
March 16th, 2007
1:52 pm
1)Substance abuse counselor / ex gangbanger extra for movies / tattoo artist
2)Christian TV Evangelist
3) Whatever you want if you have enough money!
4) CEO of the Worldbank (those are 1 dollar bills Aflac the duck is after, they look to be a wad of twenties!)
Will
When will you be shipping me the microphone
March 16th, 2007
1:53 pm
sorry, meant those are NOT 1 dollar bills Aflac is pulling out of her purse!
Will
March 16th, 2007
2:22 pm
Is it just me, or do the first two look remarkably alike and the second two look remarkably alike? I bet they’re the same person, just at different points in their life. Let’s go with the guy being the founder of an auto parts chain and the lady being the president of some charity.
March 16th, 2007
4:52 pm
1. Harley Davidson’s rider.
2. Some sort of director.
3. Photographic model.
4. Personal assistant (de-stressing).
March 16th, 2007
10:39 pm
Serious Guess:
1. tattoo artist
2. Professor
3. Model
4. Executive
Fun:
1. Guidance counselor
2. Gay pornstar
3. My friends mother (when i was 12)
4. Halle Berry Stunt double
PS: Isnt the title from The Arnold?
March 16th, 2007
11:49 pm
Wait a minute!!!
Is person 1 the younger version of Person 2?
And Person 3 is Person 4?
Or is the person writing this is full of shit! You tell me
March 17th, 2007
12:12 am
Bastard!! This is a trick question and its got me thinking more.
P1) Mechanic
P2) Dammit…he looks like a professor, but the answer is mechanic
P3) I see the wings! So she might be a Victoria Secret Model.
p4) Still tempted to say Halle Berry’s body double! but the final answer is…a model.
Ok, gonna go sleep now.
March 17th, 2007
7:48 am
best. blog entry title. ever.
that is all.
March 17th, 2007
5:32 pm
agree w/ dave c on the title. Arnold Schwzeenegger sound board right?
1. Doctor
2. my psych prof from ucsd
3. victoria secret model (nightime)
4. victoria secret model (daytime)
March 17th, 2007
8:32 pm
1. Investment Banker
2. Jobless
3. Adopts children from all countries of the world
4. Chef specializing in duck soup
March 17th, 2007
10:17 pm
1. I can’t believe nobody said Loan Officer for number 1. But I’ll guess Video editor
2. He has non-profit exec written all over him
3. Lawyer, top of her class at Hastings (I’m not kidding)
4. Self-made millionaire
March 18th, 2007
1:57 am
1. The new Marlboro Man
2. Karl Rove with beard
3. Booth bunny for the Convention that’s right next to the CES
4. Foster Farms spokeswoman– “honey, guess what’s for dinner tonight?”
March 18th, 2007
8:18 pm
1. Bounty hunter
2. Choir leader/preacher
3. Hmm. Russian model?
4. Realtor
March 18th, 2007
8:30 pm
1) The winner of NBC’s “You’re the One that I want” contest (he’s blond and can sing great, but you can’t tell because of the hat)
2) A Geico salesman (caveman’s father)
3) A pre-school teacher trying to raise money by posing in the school calendar
4) The runner-up in the search for the next AFLAC spokesperson
March 19th, 2007
9:55 am
This was definitely a fun experiment. I don’t know what any of the people in the pictures do but there are some awesome guesses.
The title is for sure from Arnold in Kindergarten cop.
I think the second guy is an attorney. The other 3 your guesses were much better and funnier than mine.
The winner of the funniest job titles goes to….Marc. So many great ones to choose from!
March 19th, 2007
9:56 am
is this broken?
March 19th, 2007
10:15 am
Noah, stop trolling on your own site. That’s just a short distance from touching the interns.
March 19th, 2007
10:46 am
1) Your daddy
2) Office space character, Tom Smykowski, now that his jump-to-conclusions mat is a wild ‘suck’cess
3) The angel Gabriel. Yeah, he’s a cross-dresser.
4) An aflack customer who is late on a payment. Afraid for her kneecaps, she is sticking close to duck’s family.
March 19th, 2007
10:49 am
I missed it…but it is crazy to see that everyone is naturally stereotypical.
March 19th, 2007
10:58 am
I think we were just stereotyped in that we used stereotypes. I think I’m a little hurt by that. Sniff sniff.
July 17th, 2008
8:28 pm
i dunno y people so hung up on what u do 4 work when life reely about having fun, i no like get old an cum like everybody else an jus stress over mony so my job is beeing Mike Da Man, if i it them everybody going like be like me
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