1- “It’s like having sex with a blow up doll” : This is when you are working with someone who is full of shit.
2- “Why are you going to have sex without an orgasm?”: Why are you going to do all the work but not follow through.
3- “Do you marry the first person you lose your virginity to?”: This is committing to a partner before you have shopped around.
4- “He didn’t wear a condom but he looked clean”: Make sure to sign contracts with people. You never know who will keep their word.
5- “Why wait, I can jerk it now!”: Sometimes it is easier to do things yourself.
I hope you like. As I think of more I will share them;)