Top 9 Companies to Say You Work At…

November 2, 2006 - Get free updates of new posts here

I was thinking which companies in America would sound the coolest to say at a bar. “Hey baby I work for…”

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  1. YouTube
  2. Google
  3. Facebook
  4. MySpace
  5. Apple
  6. Playboy
  7. BMW or Mercedes car designers
  8. In-n-Out Corporate
  9. MTV

Anything else?

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23 responses to “Top 9 Companies to Say You Work At…

  1. Sri Reply

    Hi baby….I got be up early tomorrow…Oh I didnt tell you? I work for NASA.
    Hi baby….I got be up early tomorrow…Oh I didnt tell you? I work for Wall Street.
    Hi baby….I got be up early tomorrow…Oh I didnt tell you? I work for the CIA.
    Hi baby….I got be up early tomorrow…Oh I didnt tell you? I work for the FBI.
    Hi baby….I got be up early tomorrow…Oh I didnt tell you? I work for KGB.
    Hi baby….I got be up early tomorrow…Oh I didnt tell you? I work for Katie Holmes.
    Hi baby….I got be up early tomorrow…Oh I didnt tell you? I work for OkDork.com.
    Hi baby….I got be up early tomorrow…Oh I didnt tell you? I work for Columbia Pictures.

  2. Dimitry Reply

    Yahoo (cmon we’re talking about pretty, non-geeky girls) and it works
    CIA would be amazing, dream job, but not a citizen.
    Wall Street as mentioned above. Pure sex.

    Girls also seem to fall for doctors heh. Also if you run ur own business, youre in business
    Dimitry

  3. Sri Reply

    hey…hows it going…me…well i work at a gas station….c’ome over some time, i will hook you up with free cigarette’s…….wanna fuck?

  4. dave mcclure Reply

    i think you got the top 5 right… other contenders for spots 6-15:

    – The Daily Show / Comedy Central
    – ESPN
    – Yahoo
    – SixApart
    – SecondLife / SciFi Channel / Adult Swim (ok, only for geeks)
    – Wall Street Journal / NY Times / Washington Post / NewsCorp (media / news)
    – Goldman Sachs (for money & business types)

    of the above, let’s say Daily Show & ESPN make the top 10.

  5. doug Reply

    some jobs that definitely won’t get you into anyone’s pants:

    1. i work for noah. (kidding)
    2. work? what’s that.
    3. anything that has the words “graveyard shift”.
    4. anything that has the word “postal” in it.
    5. intern. need i say more?
    6. coal miner.
    7. sperm donor.
    8. professional stud.
    9. dungeon master, level III.

  6. Noah Kagan Reply

    Doug shouldn’t you be running a business and stop wasting time writing cool things on okdork:) Dungeon master, hahaha!

    Nii, eBay was definitely cool about 5 years ago.

    Dave, Daily Show would be awesome. I have a friend who works at the Tonight Show which I consider bad ass.

    Paul, Hug.

    Dmitiry, I think for the East Coast I would say White Castle.

    Sri, Maybe saying you work at Cigarettes unlimited would be really funny.

    Honestly guys/girls I had no idea my readers/writers were this funny. I am doing a 30% smirk while writing this. Thanks:p

  7. Bernadette Reply

    Ok guys the next outing noah organizes and you see some girls, I dare you to come up to us and say the above and see what reaction you will get.

    Oh what about for girls to impress the guys?

    I am a chiropractor, would you like a boner?

  8. Cool Guy Reply

    No offense guys but these are all boring. If you really want to raise eyebrows, especially with the ladies, it’s best to tell them that you run a diversified holdings firm involved in numerous ventures such as the import-export of various “products” and that you split your time overseas in places like South America, the Mideast, Russia/Eastern Europe and Central Asia. There are people with these “companies” that make more in a few years than the founders of even very succesful tech firms will make in their entire lifetimes. Think Bill Gates is the richest man in the world? Think again.

  9. JR Reply

    funny how your first 5 companies were web/tech companies. lol i see where your head is lol.

    What sounds “cool” in a bar — I’d go with…
    -Any major entertainment/music/movie label – Def Jam, Sony, WB, George Lucas, Pixar, Bad Boy- make something up as far as a position.
    -You left out Microsoft 😉
    -Magazine if cool enough… People, Vibe, Money, National Enq., Entertainment Weekly
    -Goldman Sachs/Merril Lynch something on Wall Street
    -Call me Dr./Lawyer.

    Or I’d just go with old faithful – u know it – “I’m RICH B*TCH!”