23 Responses to “Top 9 Companies to Say You Work At…”

• Ben
  November 2nd, 2006
  3:22 pm
  
  

  Hi..I’m _________________ the President of eBay International.

• Roger von Oech
  November 2nd, 2006
  3:30 pm
  
  

  Really cool is:

  “Hey baby, I work at my own philanthropic foundation.”

• Ben Bleikamp
  November 2nd, 2006
  4:08 pm
  
  

  Did you get more chicks while working at Facebook?

• Shivani
  November 2nd, 2006
  4:33 pm
  
  

  ummm…if you’re really trying to be cool at a bar, how about not talking about work?

• Sri
  November 2nd, 2006
  5:00 pm
  
  

  Hi baby….I got be up early tomorrow…Oh I didnt tell you? I work for NASA.
  Hi baby….I got be up early tomorrow…Oh I didnt tell you? I work for Wall Street.
  Hi baby….I got be up early tomorrow…Oh I didnt tell you? I work for the CIA.
  Hi baby….I got be up early tomorrow…Oh I didnt tell you? I work for the FBI.
  Hi baby….I got be up early tomorrow…Oh I didnt tell you? I work for KGB.
  Hi baby….I got be up early tomorrow…Oh I didnt tell you? I work for Katie Holmes.
  Hi baby….I got be up early tomorrow…Oh I didnt tell you? I work for OkDork.com.
  Hi baby….I got be up early tomorrow…Oh I didnt tell you? I work for Columbia Pictures.

• waxtadpole
  November 2nd, 2006
  5:46 pm
  
  

  I am a NINJA!

• Jon Speer
  November 2nd, 2006
  6:08 pm
  
  

  Hi. I help medical device companies develop life-saving technologies. I work for Creo Qualiy, LLC.

• Dimitry
  November 2nd, 2006
  7:12 pm
  
  

  Yahoo (cmon we’re talking about pretty, non-geeky girls) and it works
  CIA would be amazing, dream job, but not a citizen.
  Wall Street as mentioned above. Pure sex.

  Girls also seem to fall for doctors heh. Also if you run ur own business, youre in business
  Dimitry

• Dimitry
  November 2nd, 2006
  7:13 pm
  
  

  Oh and In-n-Out burger joint is unknown on the east coast, so you wouldn’t get far haha

• Paul McEnany
  November 2nd, 2006
  8:15 pm
  
  

  Um, yeah, My name is Paul, I work for Ford. Wanna fuck?

  Or, I work for Exxon Mobil…you like back massages?

  I’ll let you know how it works out…

• Sri
  November 2nd, 2006
  8:54 pm
  
  

  hey…hows it going…me…well i work at a gas station….c’ome over some time, i will hook you up with free cigarette’s…….wanna fuck?

• Berry
  November 2nd, 2006
  11:17 pm
  
  

  How about:
  “I got the money thing covered. I don’t have to work.”

  Also, be real mean. Girls (seem to) like that.

• dave mcclure
  November 3rd, 2006
  12:24 am
  
  

  i think you got the top 5 right… other contenders for spots 6-15:

  - The Daily Show / Comedy Central
  - ESPN
  - Yahoo
  - SixApart
  - SecondLife / SciFi Channel / Adult Swim (ok, only for geeks)
  - Wall Street Journal / NY Times / Washington Post / NewsCorp (media / news)
  - Goldman Sachs (for money & business types)

  of the above, let’s say Daily Show & ESPN make the top 10.

• doug
  November 3rd, 2006
  11:54 am
  
  

  some jobs that definitely won’t get you into anyone’s pants:

  1. i work for noah. (kidding)
  2. work? what’s that.
  3. anything that has the words “graveyard shift”.
  4. anything that has the word “postal” in it.
  5. intern. need i say more?
  6. coal miner.
  7. sperm donor.
  8. professional stud.
  9. dungeon master, level III.

• Nii A.
  November 3rd, 2006
  12:44 pm
  
  

  eBay =(.

• Noah Kagan
  November 3rd, 2006
  1:09 pm
  
  

  Doug shouldn’t you be running a business and stop wasting time writing cool things on okdork:) Dungeon master, hahaha!

  Nii, eBay was definitely cool about 5 years ago.

  Dave, Daily Show would be awesome. I have a friend who works at the Tonight Show which I consider bad ass.

  Paul, Hug.

  Dmitiry, I think for the East Coast I would say White Castle.

  Sri, Maybe saying you work at Cigarettes unlimited would be really funny.

  Honestly guys/girls I had no idea my readers/writers were this funny. I am doing a 30% smirk while writing this. Thanks:p

• Bernadette
  November 3rd, 2006
  6:16 pm
  
  

  Ok guys the next outing noah organizes and you see some girls, I dare you to come up to us and say the above and see what reaction you will get.

  Oh what about for girls to impress the guys?

  I am a chiropractor, would you like a boner?

• Ben Schippers
  November 5th, 2006
  11:22 am
  
  

  IntelliGrad would be part of the top 10 companies to work for.

• Cool Guy
  November 8th, 2006
  12:57 am
  
  

  No offense guys but these are all boring. If you really want to raise eyebrows, especially with the ladies, it’s best to tell them that you run a diversified holdings firm involved in numerous ventures such as the import-export of various “products” and that you split your time overseas in places like South America, the Mideast, Russia/Eastern Europe and Central Asia. There are people with these “companies” that make more in a few years than the founders of even very succesful tech firms will make in their entire lifetimes. Think Bill Gates is the richest man in the world? Think again.

• Ray Dotson
  November 9th, 2006
  4:09 am
  
  

  How about telling them that you CAN’T tell them, or is this too cliched?

• JR
  November 9th, 2006
  11:43 am
  
  

  funny how your first 5 companies were web/tech companies. lol i see where your head is lol.

  What sounds “cool” in a bar — I’d go with…
  -Any major entertainment/music/movie label - Def Jam, Sony, WB, George Lucas, Pixar, Bad Boy- make something up as far as a position.
  -You left out Microsoft
  -Magazine if cool enough… People, Vibe, Money, National Enq., Entertainment Weekly
  -Goldman Sachs/Merril Lynch something on Wall Street
  -Call me Dr./Lawyer.

  Or I’d just go with old faithful - u know it - “I’m RICH B*TCH!”

• Noah Kagan
  November 9th, 2006
  11:45 am
  
  

  Good call JR. One of the lines I use lately is retired=)

• rami
  November 29th, 2006
  4:23 pm
  
  

  @Dimitry: For east coast, don’t use In-n-out burger… use Five Guys. Although, many east coasters fo envy our In-n-out!

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