Category: Humor, Personal

I am Not a Blogger

I am a diarist, documentor, writer, entrepreneur, friend, yopo, comedian but not a blogger. I have been doing this for 6 years. I suck at writing. This is not my job.

diary

Anyone can write. It takes dedication to be a writer.

stephen king


Anyone can play an instrument and speak. It takes talent to be a professional musician.

michael jackson

I am just a guy with way too much time and ideas, who tries to write interesting things and love hearing what people think. Please don’t call me a blogger. I am not sure why it bugs me but I guess it lumps me with others. I want to be a special unicorn:)

a special unicorn

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10 Responses to “I am Not a Blogger”

  • Eric A.
    August 14th, 2006
    7:13 am

    Hahaha, I love it, the first post in your Related Posts section is “Noah the College Blogger”. Oh man, I needed a good Monday morning laugh, thanks Noah.

  • Victoria
    August 14th, 2006
    7:47 am

    I sent a friend request to Gayforunicorns on Myspace, but I was DENIED. Oh, woe is me.

    Is that your Hello Kitty journal?! I used to have the exact same one! :)

  • Noah Kagan
    August 14th, 2006
    7:56 am

    har har eric. this was just a sunday night rant i wanted to let out. i hope it didn’t bore you too badly.

    victoria, sorry about your friendship denial=P

  • Eric A.
    August 14th, 2006
    8:56 am

    I don’t get it, what is wrong with being a blogger? You don’t want to be associated with millions of myspace “bloggers” or what?

  • kareem
    August 14th, 2006
    11:22 am

    Here’s what you are, buddy:

    (Unique. Just like everybody else ;) )

  • kareem
    August 14th, 2006
    11:23 am

    argh no images? wtf!

    url:
    http://www.its.caltech.edu/~atomic/book/snowflake1.jpg

  • Paul McEnany
    August 14th, 2006
    12:42 pm

    I prefer being called a bloggrrr because it makes me sound more badass and web2.0y.

  • noah kagan
    August 14th, 2006
    1:17 pm

    not sure why it bothers me. it was funny cause that was the title i was introduced with a few weeks ago. i guess i want my “tombstone” to be a thought leader, entrepreneur or something beyond maintaining a web log…

  • Victoria
    August 14th, 2006
    4:47 pm

    I don’t think it’s a bad thing at all, but I think I understand what you’re getting at.

    It kinda reminds me of a woman not wanting to be known just for “being a good mother”. Anyone can do that, right? Anyone can be a good friend too. So what?

    There’s often so much more to the many roles that people play, whether or not society values them as being worthy of recognition or evidence of success. When it really comes down to it, the titles mean absolutely nothing.

    You, Noah Kagan, are putting your thoughts and ideas out there on the line for the world to consume (sometimes consume and spit back out… to each his own), and you may not believe it, but you are making a difference… One reader at a time.

  • Wendyness
    September 3rd, 2006
    3:31 am

    I found your website via Cameron Olthuis. Your fresh voice and wit makes your non-blog fun to read :)

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