best motherfucking tacos in the god damn world

I saw Taco Bell and some other Mexican restaurants and said if I were to open my own how would I differentiate myself and make mine the “place” to be.

I want it:
- hip

- good quality food
- affordable prices

Then I realized there are NO stores out who use excessive vulgarity
in their marketing, store names or really anything. So that would be my
shtick.

So my restaurant is called “best motherfucking tacos in the god damn world”

On the menu we have
1- dope ass taco with chicken
2- the dirty mexican taco

3- gringos can die taco

…and so forth. now take everything i say with a grain of salt but
I think when you position yourselves on the extreme you will offend
some people but you will get publicity and you will get people at least
trying your shit out. so go fuck yourself and one day you might to get
to the best fucking taco ever:)

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7 Responses to “best motherfucking tacos in the god damn world”

  • Jordan Rule
    October 13th, 2005
    5:11 pm

    I hope you can fund this on your own dime; as an investor I don’t think I’d touch it with a 10 foot pole even if I *did* think it was going to make money =o)

  • Noah Kagan
    October 14th, 2005
    2:07 am

    it would make money for sure as it would be different and targeting a male crowd. you can always invest anonymously…

  • Sandra
    October 15th, 2005
    3:25 pm

    I think you could create a sports bar “male” environment without using profanity. Have you heard of Chipotle? It’s a big burrito place and 1000 times better than Taco Bell.

  • Caitlin
    October 15th, 2005
    7:07 pm

    well, I’m a 37 yr old woman and I’d really like #1 with steak ;)

    I think it could work in a college town fo sho

  • Noah Kagan
    October 17th, 2005
    3:46 am

    Caitlin, you are one hip 37 year old. I think the point of this article is that restaurants don’t try to stand out anymore. I have an article to post on how they can but I think the 3 basics are quality of food, atmosphere or service. Do one really well or try all but do something…

  • Bernadette Balla
    March 6th, 2007
    10:48 pm

    hey, if you have a salad bar, you can call it “toss my salad”

  • R2D2
    January 26th, 2008
    10:08 pm

    best tacos in the city of mexicali BC mexico!!!!

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